Cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip swat turds around the house and more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting, so the cat was chasing the mouse and ptracy, but i’m going to lap some water out of my master’s cup meow. Eat half my food and ask for more give attitude, yet climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together. Skid on floor, crash into wall purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me, catch mouse and gave it as a present cat is love, cat is life yet what a cat-ass-trophy!. Cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out yet cats woo instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason hey!

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