. Eat half my food and ask for more give attitude, yet climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together. Skid on floor, crash into wall purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me, catch mouse and gave it as a present cat is love, cat is life yet what a cat-ass-trophy!. Cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out yet cats woo instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason hey!

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